Hate to be dull and all, but, c'mon.
My idea of fun is most certainly NOT trawling through the internet, inviting people to web cam me, or look at my blog, or check out their valentines or whatever.
My idea of fun is sitting in the dark, writing songs, watching kid's telly and steering WELL CLEAR of anything that claims to have my perfect match/ the perfect penis enlargement/a free holiday/EVERYTHING INTERNET RELATED.
Honestly. I don't know where all this spam stuff has come from, but it sure as hell ain't me. I logged in yesterday and yesterday only to post a fic.
And then i watched some telly and went to bed. I most definately didn't become an irritating arsehole who wastes people's time spamming (oh ho ho! 'you were already one', i hear the comedians cry. hardihar.)

I'm sure you all do look fetching in your undies, but i definately don't want to see it.

And now, i'm going to watch the rest of the League of Gentlemen and avoid the internet for the rest of my life.

Thank you and goodnight.